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Tooth SomeFairy

Karol to Margaret: “When you are five, your teeth will fall out and somebody will give you new ones!”

Teeth Regular

Karol (after having missed brushing his teeth the previous night): “They are still there! My teeth didn’t fall out!”    

Unclean Thumb

Mama: “Margaret, no thumb.” Margaret: “I only suck my thumb if there is dust on it.”

Dangerous Vacuum

Karol (after getting attacked by the vacuum cleaner): “My parts might get sucked in.” Papa: “No, all of your parts are too well attached to get sucked in.” Karol: “It might suck my eye out.”

Saucy

Karol: “I am a tomato sauce!”

Caritas Iuventorum

Karol: “I’m sending money to the poor man in jail.”Margaret: “I’m sending dinosaurs to the pretty girl who’s a crab with a dress on and pinchers and eyeballs like these.”

Model and Holiness

Karol: “Papa, when we’re done, can I celebrate Mass then do my model?”