Norbert: “My feet is happy wif dese toes.”
Papa gets ready to wipe Norb’s runny nose. Norb: “I wipe it…wif my tongue.”
Schola to Norb: “An old man is what YOU will be…and an old lady is what I will be.”
Mama to Norb: “Show me what a priest does.” Norb: “OK.” Jumps down from her lap eagerly. Everyone watches in anticipation of a clever demonstration: elevation or “Let us pray”, etc. Norb jumps around and exclaims “Boing!...
Peter, looking at St. Nicholas’ bones: “There’s a window!”Papa: “That’s a book. Someday someone might make your bones into a book.”Caecilia: “…if you’re good…”
Norb comes into my Papa’s office: “Have guts?”Papa: “No. Did you eat breakfast?”Norb: “Yes.”Papa: “What did you have?”Norb: “Um. Baby zombies………Nuffeen.”
Mama: “What is that?” Norbert: “Mittopappus.”
Peter: “Real cars run on gas, but electric cars run on clockwork.”
Papa to Norbert: “You do not need to take a rock to bed with you.”
Norbert: “Walky dead, Papa! Oooooh, bombies!”
