Karol: “I got to serve for the Lord of the Universe. I never thought my day would be this happy.” Margaret: “I almost cried at Mass, I was so happy.”
Benedict: “Mama, I’m having a cold beer.”
Benedict (waiting to pray Vespers): “Let’s get to the holy things.”
Scholastica: “He’s bweeding…he needs a wuvva band.”
Scholastica: “Cocadile on da stairs, eben. Mardet kiw it.” (Crocodile = cockroach)