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Piggies Amarket

Scholastica: “Piggies amarket, piggies amarket, dis one even get nufeen, piggies amarket, wee wee wee home! Now udda buht! Now bingas!”

Overflew

Benedict (indicating the top of his head): “All the food we had overflew my food part!”

Naked Cola

Scholastica: “I naked!” Papa: “No, you’re Schola.” Scholastica: “No, I naked Cowa.”

Affection Mandate

Benedict to Scholastica (crying because she doesn’t love him): “You have to like me.” 

Mr. Sneaky Guy

Benedict (holding a lego man with all-black clothing): “This is Mr. Sneaky Guy. He sneaks in to houses at night…and gets a midnight snack!” “That’s why he’s called ‘Mr. Sneaky Guy’.”