Papa: “Benedict, why are you crying? ” Benedict: “Because Margaret is singing Oompa Loompa, and it’s gonna make me have nightmares.”
Papa: “Caecilia, stop sucking your thumb.” Caecilia: “I can’t help it.” Papa: “Why not?” Caecilia: “My body makes me feel like I need to.”
Beth was disciplining some children, and I heard: “Unless you are smoking a pipe, you do not wear that to bed.”
Karol: “Uh…where are their parents? Kids running around in the parking lot is not recommended.”
Margaret: “I can’t find my teeth.”
