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Confused Senses

Papa: “Close your eyes.” Benedict: “Den how can I hear you?”

Italy People

Karol: “I had these in Italy!” Papa: “They probably don’t have Piggly Wiggly in Italy.” Caecilia: “Italy people can’t reach Piggly Wiggly!”

Bald Drugs

Karol: “What makes people get bald? Do they cut their hair too much or something?” Papa: “It just happens.” Karol: “I’m not going to take drugs, then.”

Impatient for Easter

Karol: “I see a shell from a painted egg. Apparently some people can’t wait forty days for Easter.” Margaret: “Maybe some people don’t like Lent.”

Papa (during dinner clean-up): “Caecilia, why did you turn the light off?” Caecilia: “I don’t want the butter to melt!”