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Holy Zombies

Karol: “At Mass, I heard a baby crying, and then I heard a zombie.” Papa: “It it’s unlikely that there were any zombies at Mass.” Karol: “Speaking of holy zombies…”

Fish for Breakfast

Caecilia: “Can we get Captain D’s?” Karol: “NOT for BREAKFAST!”

Firsty

Benedict: “I’m firsty for wine.”

No Muscles

Papa: “Make a muscle.” Benedict: “I can’t do that. I don’t have one.” Papa (looking at Benedict’s wimpy arms): “This is readily apparent.”