Mama: “What movie did we see yesterday?” Scholastica: “I duh-oh.” Mama: “Who was in the movie?” Scholastica: “M&Ms!” Mama: “That was before the movie. Was R2D2 in the movie?” Scholastica: “Yeah. And...
Benedict (waiting to pray Vespers): “Let’s get to the holy things.”
Scholastica: “He’s bweeding…he needs a wuvva band.”
Scholastica: “Cocadile on da stairs, eben. Mardet kiw it.” (Crocodile = cockroach)
Scholastica: “Piggies amarket, piggies amarket, dis one even get nufeen, piggies amarket, wee wee wee home! Now udda buht! Now bingas!”
