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Overflew

Benedict (indicating the top of his head): “All the food we had overflew my food part!”

Naked Cola

Scholastica: “I naked!” Papa: “No, you’re Schola.” Scholastica: “No, I naked Cowa.”

Affection Mandate

Benedict to Scholastica (crying because she doesn’t love him): “You have to like me.” 

Mail Order

Benedict: “When UPS sends me some erplane parts, den I can build one and fly to Italy.”

Sock Tricks

Benedict: (frustrated) “My udda sock is playing tricks on me!”