Scholastica: “Cocadile on da stairs, eben. Mardet kiw it.” (Crocodile = cockroach)
Scholastica: “Piggies amarket, piggies amarket, dis one even get nufeen, piggies amarket, wee wee wee home! Now udda buht! Now bingas!”
Benedict (indicating the top of his head): “All the food we had overflew my food part!”
Scholastica: “I naked!” Papa: “No, you’re Schola.” Scholastica: “No, I naked Cowa.”
Benedict to Scholastica (crying because she doesn’t love him): “You have to like me.”
Benedict: “Mama, what can I do during nap time dat’s not napping?”
Benedict (holding a lego man with all-black clothing): “This is Mr. Sneaky Guy. He sneaks in to houses at night…and gets a midnight snack!” “That’s why he’s called ‘Mr. Sneaky Guy’.”
Benedict: “It’s sad that Jesus died.” Me: “What do we get because he died?” B: “Hmmmm, hosts and wine.”
Benedict: “When UPS sends me some erplane parts, den I can build one and fly to Italy.”
Benedict: (frustrated) “My udda sock is playing tricks on me!”
