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Sneak Candy

Mama was on a trip and Papa was staying home for the day. Caecilia: “Are you going to work today?” Papa: “No.” Benedict: “Papa, if you went to work, we would just sneak candy.”

Uncomfortable Man

Papa: “Caecilia, please get me a blanket so Scholastica can take a nap.” Caecilia: “I got a pillow and blanket.” Papa: “She doesn’t need a pillow.” Caecilia: “But you’re not a comfortable...

Prepping

Benedict: “Papa, wook – I have pajama pants on under my pants.” Papa: “Why?” Benedict: “Since I don’t have to deal wif putting dem on when it’s night.”

Scary Loompas

Papa: “Benedict, why are you crying? ” Benedict: “Because Margaret is singing Oompa Loompa, and it’s gonna make me have nightmares.”

Thumb Addict

Papa: “Caecilia, stop sucking your thumb.” Caecilia: “I can’t help it.” Papa: “Why not?” Caecilia: “My body makes me feel like I need to.”

Pipe Smoking in bed

Beth was disciplining some children, and I heard: “Unless you are smoking a pipe, you do not wear that to bed.”

Parking Lot Safety

Karol: “Uh…where are their parents? Kids running around in the parking lot is not recommended.”

Lost Teeth

Margaret: “I can’t find my teeth.”

Confused Senses

Papa: “Close your eyes.” Benedict: “Den how can I hear you?”

Italy People

Karol: “I had these in Italy!” Papa: “They probably don’t have Piggly Wiggly in Italy.” Caecilia: “Italy people can’t reach Piggly Wiggly!”