Karol: “What makes people get bald? Do they cut their hair too much or something?” Papa: “It just happens.” Karol: “I’m not going to take drugs, then.”
Karol: “I see a shell from a painted egg. Apparently some people can’t wait forty days for Easter.” Margaret: “Maybe some people don’t like Lent.”
Papa (during dinner clean-up): “Caecilia, why did you turn the light off?” Caecilia: “I don’t want the butter to melt!”
Karol: “At Mass, I heard a baby crying, and then I heard a zombie.” Papa: “It it’s unlikely that there were any zombies at Mass.” Karol: “Speaking of holy zombies…”
Caecilia: “Can we get Captain D’s?” Karol: “NOT for BREAKFAST!”
Benedict: “I’m firsty for wine.”
Papa: “Make a muscle.” Benedict: “I can’t do that. I don’t have one.” Papa (looking at Benedict’s wimpy arms): “This is readily apparent.”
“Take your pants off or you’ll hurt yourself!”
Margaret (while watching me adapt an ornament hook to hang an ornament without an eye): “Papa, you’re being just like MacGyver!”
Caecilia: “Papa, I thought you were going to work.” Papa: “Not today, I’m sick.” Caecilia: “But you’re wearing socks!”
