Benedict (to baby sister Scholastica while playing Legos): “A commandment is ‘not to break’!”
Karol: “I know something that doesn’t have a single drop off water in it: fire.” Papa: “Actually, that’s not true – fire produces water.” Karol: “What about a stiff lizard?”
Margaret: “What’s a philosopher?” Mama: “Someone who thinks a lot.” Margaret: “Philosopher sounds like velociraptor.”
Benedict to Mama: “I wike you…I wike you…say you wike me too!”
“Get her feet out of your mouth.”
Margret, who is working to stop biting her fingernails, pointed to her toenails and said, “I will never bite those.”
Karol: “If you can’t breathe through your nose, is there something stuck in your blow-hole?”
Karol: This baby better be BORN!!!!!! This Sunday is Palm Sunday and I don’t want you to be pregnant on Palm SundaYYYYYYYY!!!
Caecilia: “Saturday…Sunday…Christmas Day…”
Karol: Were you 4 of 9? Margaret: What? Karol: You said you played a Borg game. Margaret: Silly! I said BOARD game.
