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December, 2014 Monthly archive

Benedict: “Papa, wook – I have pajama pants on under my pants.”

Papa: “Why?”

Benedict: “Since I don’t have to deal wif putting dem on when it’s night.”

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Papa: “Benedict, why are you crying? “
Benedict: “Because Margaret is singing Oompa Loompa, and it’s gonna make me have nightmares.”

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