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Spider Pants

Papa: “Is there something in your pants?” Norbert: “Yes.” Papa: “…what’s in your pants…?” Norbert (in a very serious tone): “A spider is in my...

Multiple Problems

Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: “Papa, what’s that noise?”Papa: “It’s the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes…so you’d better close them so he can’t get them.”Norbert: “…you’re...