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…heard in the playroom…

Peter, age 3: “Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?”

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Mama: “Peter, are you cute?”

Peter: “No, I’m too big.”

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Scholastica: “Panda bears aren’t calm! They EAT people!”

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Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”

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Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”

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“Have luck with that!” Benedict, 2020

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Peter: “Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?”

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Margaret: “Why don’t we watch MacGuyver anymore?”

Scholastica: “Because he doesn’t like guns.”

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Margaret: “I’ve been practicing skating backwards and I’m getting pretty good! I can even skate with one foot up. But if I put both feet up, I fall down.”

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Peter: “There’s a stinky bug!”

Papa: “What does it smell like?”

Peter: “The top head of a marshmallow that is burned.”

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