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Funny things our children say.

No Halos

Referring to a window that he saw of St. Francis Xavier converting some pagans, Karol reported:
“They didn’t have any halos yet because they weren’t holy people.”

From the Living Room

Karol: “Margaret, watch me wiggle my butt.”

“…dying…and whipping…”

Margaret: “Jesus wasn’t carrying the cross because it was too heavy.  He was on the cross with a crown of thorns.  The soldiers whipped Him.  They put a sign on the cross.”
Mama: “What did the sign say?”
Margaret: “…dying…and whipping…”

That’s why God is great

Karol: “Did God give me everything?”
Papa: “Uh-huh.”
Karol:”That’s why He’s great, isn’t it?”

We are just Karol and Margaret

Karol: “Can we go out and bury things?”
Mama: “No, we will just go for a walk.”
Margaret: “We are just Karol and Margaret, we can’t bury things like George*!!”
*they were watching a Curious George episode when I told them we were going to go for a walk

Smells like rug

Mama: “Karol, did you toot?”
Karol: “No!” *sniffs the air* “Smells like rug.”

Roast Shark

Karol: “What happens if we see a roast shark walkin’?  It will scare us and we will have to walk away from it!”

First Aid Lesson From Karol

Karol: ” If you are bleeding you need a band-aid.”
Karol: “If your lip is bleeding, you need a napkin to get the bleeding off.”

Food and God

Karol to Mama, while Mama is making dinner: “When you give me food that is good, that makes God happy.”

Baby Food

Karol: “When Caecilia came out of you, the last time, she was eating a pretzel and said “Oscar”.”