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Condruplement

Norb: “What’s one hundred million condruplement plus…” Papa: “That’s not a number.” Norb: “One hundred million condruplement is behind your age.” Papa: “One is ahead of the number of brain cells you...

Mouse Eggs

Norbert, after crouching in the driveway picking up unidentified tiny objects and depositing them in a small box: “Der! I fink dese are tiny baby mouse eggs. We can hatch tiny baby mouses from...