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August, 2012 Monthly archive

Karol (while watching Sen. Rand Paul speaking at the RNC): “They’re holding Romney signs! That’s crazy! If I were there, I would suck my eyes out!”

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Karol: “Caecilia said that I ruined her life and that’s a lie.”

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Caecilia: “Pa, my sister’s dead!”
Karol: “Did she have a fatal heart attack?”
Caecilia “Yeah”.
Karol: “I don’t know what to do.”
Caecilia: “We better get her to the hospital, {a.”
Karol: “Be careful, there are some bloody zombies and robots.”.

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The small Facemyers: “It’s a naked party!”

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Karol: “If I were a whale, would I be as big as God?”

Margaret: “God doesn’t have a size.”

Papa: “Thank you, Margaret.”

N.B. This after a thousand questions from K about God’s size…and as many answers attesting to the inapplicability of such an attribute.

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