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November, 2019 Monthly archive

Peter, upon seeing an escalator: “It’s a stair train!”

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Peter: “Can I drink this water?”

Papa: “Yes.”

Peter: Drinks water, and with a concerned look, says “This is not water!”

Papa: “What is it?”

Peter: (long pause) “…beer.”

(It was definitely NOT beer in the cup.)

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Papa: “Benedict, why are you using a knife to open the milk?”

Benedict: “It’s a new milk, and I can’t get the lid off.”

Scholastica: “I can’t either, Benedict. It’s because we’re wimplings.”

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