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July, 2011 Monthly archive

(While watching The Princess Bride)
The Count: “…instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life.”
Caecilia: “Someone-a say ‘suckin’ yife’.”

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Caecilia: “Margaret bite-a-pintz me.” (Points to small injury on her arm.)
Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
Caecilia: “Yes you are!”
Margaret: “No I didn’t!”
Caecilia: “Yes you are!”

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Karol: “Papa, do plants like to be planted near their friends?”

Papa: “Sometimes.”

Karol: “Yeah, then they can be like a plant family!”

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Karol: “Mama, I took Margaret’s brain out from under her hair and I put a golden brain in her head. Now she is a super girl!”

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