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Category Archives: Things I never expected to say to my children

Something to Chew On

Mama to Caecilia: “Don’t chew on St. Joseph!”

Preference Confusion

“Eat your meatballs before you eat any more peppers.”

Hungry?

Mama: “Caecilia, get your teeth off of the table.”

Eggs Benedict

“Benedict, why do you have egg in your hair?”

Alternative to mopping

“Don’t lick the floor!”