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Sneak Candy

Mama was on a trip and Papa was staying home for the day. Caecilia: “Are you going to work today?” Papa: “No.” Benedict: “Papa, if you went to work, we would just sneak...

Uncomfortable Man

Papa: “Caecilia, please get me a blanket so Scholastica can take a nap.” Caecilia: “I got a pillow and blanket.” Papa: “She doesn’t need a pillow.” Caecilia: “But you’re not a comfortable...

Prepping

Benedict: “Papa, wook – I have pajama pants on under my pants.” Papa: “Why?” Benedict: “Since I don’t have to deal wif putting dem on when it’s...