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Playing Dead

Caecilia: “Pa, my sister’s dead!” Karol: “Did she have a fatal heart attack?” Caecilia “Yeah”. Karol: “I don’t know what to do.” Caecilia: “We better get her to the hospital, {a.” Karol: “Be...

Stinky

Karol: “Mama, I wanted to talk to Margaret this morning, but she told me I was stinky. I know she was lying because I am never...

Plant Families

Karol: “Papa, do plants like to be planted near their friends?” Papa: “Sometimes.” Karol: “Yeah, then they can be like a plant...

Liver

Margaret: “Let’s go play in that liver.” Mama: “I think you mean river.” Margaret: “I mean beach!” (While looking at a storm drain...