Karol: "Is that ice, or is it a block of water?"
Peter (angry): "NUFEEN!"
"Have luck with that!" Benedict, 2020
Peter: "Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?"
Caecilia: "Papa, remember those little maple syrup bottles you get at...um...Breakfast Barrel?"
Peter to Papa while watching Richard Scarry: "Dis is not your favorite show."
Margaret: "Why don't we watch MacGuyver anymore?" Scholastica: "Because he doesn't like guns."
Margaret: "I've been practicing skating backwards and I'm getting pretty good! I can even skate with one foot up. But if I put both feet up, I fall down."
Peter: "There's a stinky bug!" Papa: "What does it smell like?" Peter: "The top head of a marshmallow that is burned."
Scholastica, pointing to spelling book: "I don't know what 'not nerby' means." Papa, humorously confused: "What do you mean? Show me." Looks at book. "What does that say?" Scholastica: "Oh...'nearby'".