by impressusart | Jul 14, 2021 | ...heard in the playroom...
Peter: “What are doze big batteries for?” Papa: “Smoke detectors.” Peter: “You mean da laser food fings?” Papa: … “Yes, I mean the laser food...
by impressusart | Jan 21, 2021 | Things I Thought I Heard My Children Say (But Didn't)
Scholastica: “We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted...
by impressusart | Sep 16, 2019 | ...heard in the playroom...
Papa: “Every offspring is a hybrid of its parents. You’re a hybrid.” Karol: “I’m German,...
by impressusart | Nov 7, 2018 | ...heard in the playroom...
Margaret (indignantly): “He calls “jam” “jelly”, and “jelly”...