…heard in the playroom…

Pan-Shaped Pan

Scholastica: “We really need a pan-shaped...

Peter (holding the corkscrew): “Is dis da spicy juice bottle...

Margaret (indignantly): “He calls “jam” “jelly”, and “jelly”...

Scholastica: “Papa, do you want me to tell you everything I...

“Scholastica, why are you screeching?” “Benedict keeps showing me daddy longlegs, and he won’t...

Scholastica: “Hold on, I need to see if it is a lovely day out… Yes, it is a warm and lovely...