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Not Nerby

Scholastica, pointing to spelling book: “I don’t know what ‘not nerby’ means.” Papa, humorously confused: “What do you mean? Show me.” Looks at book. “What does that say?” Scholastica:...

Water to Beer

Peter: “Can I drink this water?” Papa: “Yes.” Peter: Drinks water, and with a concerned look, says “This is not water!” Papa: “What is it?” Peter: (long pause) “…beer.” (It was definitely NOT beer in...

Know Thyself

Papa: “Benedict, why are you using a knife to open the milk?” Benedict: “It’s a new milk, and I can’t get the lid off.” Scholastica: “I can’t either, Benedict. It’s because we’re...