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Bed Lemon

Papa to Peter: "Why is there a dried-out whole lemon in your bed?"

Scholastica: "We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted ones."

by Joshua | Dec 30, 2020 | Varia

Cæcilia (seeing Oscar in a Youtube video): "Trash Monster."

Papa: "Please tell Peter to stop killing people."

Peter: "My teeth are filled with peppermint."

Peter: "Real potatoes don't have legs!"

by Joshua | Nov 19, 2020 | Varia

Peter (crying): "I wasn't doing anything bad! Benedict wasn't doing anything good!"

Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): "This is where we wash all the hands!"

Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: "She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…"

Peter, age 3: "Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?"