Papa: "Where is my bowl of vodka?"
Karol: "I'm not stupid! I'm not stupid!" Papa: "Keep telling yourself that. Fake it til you make it."
Peter: "I can make everyone's feet frozen." Super villain name: Frostbite? Gangrene?
Cæcilia: "Someone made a whole game about don't smoking!"
Papa to Peter: "Why is there a dried-out whole lemon in your bed?"
Scholastica: "We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted ones."
Cæcilia (seeing Oscar in a Youtube video): "Trash Monster."
Papa: "Please tell Peter to stop killing people."
Peter: "My teeth are filled with peppermint."
Peter: "Real potatoes don't have legs!"