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Norb, looking at the weather map: "There's a tomato getting close to our house."

Norb (3), singing "...maybe we should compromise..." Margaret (15): "Do you know what 'compromise' means?" M: "It means 'halfway happy.'" N: "No! It means 'crying!'" N: "..."

Norbert (feeling his ribs): "My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones." Papa: "Oh, are there bones in there?" Norb: "Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet." Papa: "What do they do?" Norb: "Dey make me hurt." Peter: "You need bones so you...

Norbert, heading into the kitchen. Papa: "What do you need?" Norbert: "Um…just a cheese block."

Norb (to Papa, 3x): "You're a big, strong boy."

Papa: "It tastes like lemon and cream cheese." Norbert: "I like lemon and green cheese!"

Papa: "Is there something in your pants?" Norbert: "Yes." Papa: "...what's in your pants...?" Norbert (in a very serious tone): "A spider is in my pants."

Norb: "We were talkin' 'bout bones." Papa: "What kind of bones? Dinosaur bones?" Norb: "Chick bones...chick bones are da best bones."

Norbert: "Der's no toys, der's no cooking, der's no anyfing. Da pweist will arrest you!"