Cæcilia (seeing Oscar in a Youtube video): "Trash Monster."
Natural Law Education
Papa: "Please tell Peter to stop killing people."
Sweet Teeth
Peter: "My teeth are filled with peppermint."
Potato Legs
Peter: "Real potatoes don't have legs!"
Shift the Blame
Peter (crying): "I wasn't doing anything bad! Benedict wasn't doing anything good!"
All Hands
Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): "This is where we wash all the hands!"
Explanation Didn’t Help
Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: "She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…"
New Colors
Peter, age 3: "Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?"
Cute Not Possible
Mama: "Peter, are you cute?" Peter: "No, I'm too big."
Violent Bears
Scholastica: "Panda bears aren't calm! They EAT people!"