Peter (crying): "I wasn't doing anything bad! Benedict wasn't doing anything good!"
Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): "This is where we wash all the hands!"
Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: "She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…"
Peter, age 3: "Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?"
Mama: "Peter, are you cute?" Peter: "No, I'm too big."
Scholastica: "Panda bears aren't calm! They EAT people!"
Karol: "Is that ice, or is it a block of water?"
Peter (angry): "NUFEEN!"
"Have luck with that!" Benedict, 2020
Peter: "Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?"