Peter, age 3: “Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?”
Mama: “Peter, are you cute?”
Peter: “No, I’m too big.”
Scholastica: “Panda bears aren’t calm! They EAT people!”
Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”
Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”
“Have luck with that!” Benedict, 2020
Peter: “Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?”
Caecilia: “Papa, remember those little maple syrup bottles you get at…um…Breakfast Barrel?”
Peter to Papa while watching Richard Scarry: “Dis is not your favorite show.”
Margaret: “Why don’t we watch MacGuyver anymore?”
Scholastica: “Because he doesn’t like guns.”