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Peter, age 3: “Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?”

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Mama: “Peter, are you cute?”

Peter: “No, I’m too big.”

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Scholastica: “Panda bears aren’t calm! They EAT people!”

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Karol: “Is that ice, or is it a block of water?”

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Peter (angry): “NUFEEN!”

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“Have luck with that!” Benedict, 2020

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Peter: “Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?”

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Caecilia: “Papa, remember those little maple syrup bottles you get at…um…Breakfast Barrel?”

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Peter to Papa while watching Richard Scarry: “Dis is not your favorite show.”

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Margaret: “Why don’t we watch MacGuyver anymore?”

Scholastica: “Because he doesn’t like guns.”

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