Saturday, January 21, 2012
Margaret: “I just saw a beach tree with lights around it.” Note that she did not say “beechtree”, she actually saw a palm tree.
Karol: “Mama, I wanted to talk to Margaret this morning, but she told me I was stinky. I know she was lying because I am never stinky.”
Margaret: “”Mama, I don’t want to tell the chickens that I threw up, they will tease me.”
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Karol: ” We don’t need presents for Christmas, Jesus is our only present.”
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Mama to Caecilia: “Don’t chew on St. Joseph!”
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Karol: “The moon is not make of cheese, it’s made of rocks. ”
Margaret: “The moon *is* made of cheese and we will go there today. First we need to pack things to cut the cheese then to put the cheese on crackers. ”
Karol: “Jumping jiminy, we will need to learn table manners too. ”
Margaret: “Let’s go get our space helmets.”
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Karol: “Mama, I’d like a dog.”
Margaret: “A little puppy that we can watch grow. ”
Karol: “But first, (with finger pointing up) roast cat.”
Margaret: “Ick. ”
Karol: “Then we can get a dog and keep him alive for the rest of his life. ”
Margaret: “Then we will go to the jungle to find fruit.”
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Karol: “And if you do that again, you will be in trouble.”
Margaret: “You are not the boss of me, you are not the boss of anyone.”
Karol: “I am the boss of boomerangs”.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Karol: “Stop talking about Curious George. That will make us not think about Jesus.”
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Karol: (while picking pecans) “There are a hundred right here! I wish I had five hands!”