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Mama to Norb: "Show me what a priest does." Norb: "OK." Jumps down from her lap eagerly. Everyone watches in anticipation of a clever demonstration: elevation or "Let us pray", etc. Norb jumps around and exclaims "Boing! Boing! Boing!"

Peter, looking at St. Nicholas' bones: "There's a window!"Papa: "That's a book. Someday someone might make your bones into a book."Caecilia: "...if you're good..."

Norb comes into my Papa's office: "Have guts?"Papa: "No. Did you eat breakfast?"Norb: "Yes."Papa: "What did you have?"Norb: "Um. Baby zombies.........Nuffeen."

Mama: "What is that?" Norbert: "Mittopappus."

Peter: "Real cars run on gas, but electric cars run on clockwork."

Norbert: "Walky dead, Papa! Oooooh, bombies!"

Norbert: "Oooooo, murder!"

Peter, drawing a birthday cake: "And for the fuse, I will use red and black."

Peter: "What are doze big batteries for?" Papa: "Smoke detectors." Peter: "You mean da laser food fings?" Papa: ... "Yes, I mean the laser food things."