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Don’t Go Floppy

Norbert (feeling his ribs): "My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones." Papa: "Oh, are there bones in there?" Norb: "Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet." Papa: "What do they do?" Norb: "Dey make me hurt." Peter: "You need bones so you...

Multiple Problems

Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: "Papa, what's that noise?"Papa: "It's the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes...so you'd better close them so he can't get them."Norbert: "...you're very...mmmmphp chleeek."Papa: "Those aren't words."