Norb: "What's one hundred million condruplement plus..." Papa: "That's not a number." Norb: "One hundred million condruplement is behind your age." Papa: "One is ahead of the number of brain cells you have." Norb: "I have so many brain cells." Papa: "Zero is not so...
Cat-Dogs
Norbert: "Are raccoons cats or dogs?" Papa: "Neither. They're raccoons." Norbert: "...cat-dogs?"
Ghostbusters Metaphysics
Norbert: "Can ghosts touch demselves?"
Mouse Eggs
Norbert, after crouching in the driveway picking up unidentified tiny objects and depositing them in a small box: "Der! I fink dese are tiny baby mouse eggs. We can hatch tiny baby mouses from dem."
Short Sleeve Pants
Norbert, putting on shorts: "I'm naming these 'short-sleeve pants'!"
Tomato Alert
Norb, looking at the weather map: "There's a tomato getting close to our house."
Termado
Norb, on hearing the Sat. siren test: "TERMADO!"
3yo Cynic
Norb (3), singing "...maybe we should compromise..." Margaret (15): "Do you know what 'compromise' means?" M: "It means 'halfway happy.'" N: "No! It means 'crying!'" N: "..."
Don’t Go Floppy
Norbert (feeling his ribs): "My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones." Papa: "Oh, are there bones in there?" Norb: "Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet." Papa: "What do they do?" Norb: "Dey make me hurt." Peter: "You need bones so you...
A Need for Cheese
Norbert, heading into the kitchen. Papa: "What do you need?" Norbert: "Um…just a cheese block."