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Scholastica: “Margaret, can you open the door and let me in? I will like you for every day!”

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Scholastica (outraged): “Benedict called me a brat, but I’m not! I’m cute!”

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Karol: “I’m glad I’m your son, cause then I’m brought up well. I’m not saying you’re better than everyone else.”

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Scholastica: “Mama, dis baby swug says to give Schowastica a taste of your yogurt!”

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Mama: “What movie did we see yesterday?”
Scholastica: “I duh-oh.”
Mama: “Who was in the movie?”
Scholastica: “M&Ms!”
Mama: “That was before the movie. Was R2D2 in the movie?”
Scholastica: “Yeah. And M&Ms!”

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Benedict: “Papa, did you know that the pickles we eat are cucumbers?!”

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Karol: “I got to serve for the Lord of the Universe. I never thought my day would be this happy.”

Margaret: “I almost cried at Mass, I was so happy.”

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Benedict: “Mama, I’m having a cold beer.”

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Benedict (waiting to pray Vespers): “Let’s get to the holy things.”

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Scholastica: “He’s bweeding…he needs a wuvva band.”

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