Papa to Peter: "Why is there a dried-out whole lemon in your bed?"
Scholastica: "We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted ones."
Cæcilia (seeing Oscar in a Youtube video): "Trash Monster."
Papa: "Please tell Peter to stop killing people."
Peter: "My teeth are filled with peppermint."
Peter: "Real potatoes don't have legs!"
Peter (crying): "I wasn't doing anything bad! Benedict wasn't doing anything good!"
Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): "This is where we wash all the hands!"
Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: "She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…"
Peter, age 3: "Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?"