Peter (crying): "I wasn't doing anything bad! Benedict wasn't doing anything good!"
All Hands
Peter (pointing at bathroom sink): "This is where we wash all the hands!"
Explanation Didn’t Help
Margaret, explaining an X-Files episode: "She was watching TV…about spray-on hair…"
New Colors
Peter, age 3: "Can my favorite color be perry twinkle?"
Cute Not Possible
Mama: "Peter, are you cute?" Peter: "No, I'm too big."
Violent Bears
Scholastica: "Panda bears aren't calm! They EAT people!"
A Matter of States
Karol: "Is that ice, or is it a block of water?"
Angry Words
Peter (angry): "NUFEEN!"
Have Luck
"Have luck with that!" Benedict, 2020
X Eyes
Peter: "Do fish get x eyes when you stab dem with a fish pole?"