Peter, drawing a birthday cake: "And for the fuse, I will use red and black."
Just To Be Clear
Peter: "What are doze big batteries for?" Papa: "Smoke detectors." Peter: "You mean da laser food fings?" Papa: ... "Yes, I mean the laser food things."
Chatterbox
Peter: "Mama, are you a chatterbox? Because you keep talking when I am talking?"
Stomach Party
Peter, age 5: "The acid in my stomach is having a party!"
Bowl of Vodka
Papa: "Where is my bowl of vodka?"
Protesting Too Much
Karol: "I'm not stupid! I'm not stupid!" Papa: "Keep telling yourself that. Fake it til you make it."
Super Villain Power
Peter: "I can make everyone's feet frozen." Super villain name: Frostbite? Gangrene?
Don’t Smoking
Cæcilia: "Someone made a whole game about don't smoking!"
Bed Lemon
Papa to Peter: "Why is there a dried-out whole lemon in your bed?"
Brain Noodles
Scholastica: "We have two types of noodles: brain noodles and some twisted ones."