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Norbert (feeling his ribs): "My stomach is hurting because of all dese bones." Papa: "Oh, are there bones in there?" Norb: "Yes. And dere are bones in my arms and my legs and my feet." Papa: "What do they do?" Norb: "Dey make me hurt." Peter: "You need bones so you...

Norbert, heading into the kitchen. Papa: "What do you need?" Norbert: "Um…just a cheese block."

Norb (to Papa, 3x): "You're a big, strong boy."

Papa: "It tastes like lemon and cream cheese." Norbert: "I like lemon and green cheese!"

Papa: "Is there something in your pants?" Norbert: "Yes." Papa: "...what's in your pants...?" Norbert (in a very serious tone): "A spider is in my pants."

Norb: "We were talkin' 'bout bones." Papa: "What kind of bones? Dinosaur bones?" Norb: "Chick bones...chick bones are da best bones."

Norbert: "Der's no toys, der's no cooking, der's no anyfing. Da pweist will arrest you!"

Norbert: "Can you stop da wind?"

Schola: "What's your name?" Norb: "Um...'cutus of Borg?"

Norbert, trying to avoid sleep: "Papa, what's that noise?"Papa: "It's the eyeball monster coming to eat your eyes...so you'd better close them so he can't get them."Norbert: "...you're very...mmmmphp chleeek."Papa: "Those aren't words."