Norb, holding up a card: "Do you know this language?" Papa: "Yeah, it's the language we speak, English." Norb: "No, we speak American!"
4046
Norb: "Was I in your tummy in 4046?" Papa: "Uh...that hasn't come around yet." Norb: "Is that next month?"
Condruplement
Norb: "What's one hundred million condruplement plus..." Papa: "That's not a number." Norb: "One hundred million condruplement is behind your age." Papa: "One is ahead of the number of brain cells you have." Norb: "I have so many brain cells." Papa: "Zero is not so...
Cat-Dogs
Norbert: "Are raccoons cats or dogs?" Papa: "Neither. They're raccoons." Norbert: "...cat-dogs?"
Ghostbusters Metaphysics
Norbert: "Can ghosts touch demselves?"
Mouse Eggs
Norbert, after crouching in the driveway picking up unidentified tiny objects and depositing them in a small box: "Der! I fink dese are tiny baby mouse eggs. We can hatch tiny baby mouses from dem."
Short Sleeve Pants
Norbert, putting on shorts: "I'm naming these 'short-sleeve pants'!"
Tomato Alert
Norb, looking at the weather map: "There's a tomato getting close to our house."
Termado
Norb, on hearing the Sat. siren test: "TERMADO!"
3yo Cynic
Norb (3), singing "...maybe we should compromise..." Margaret (15): "Do you know what 'compromise' means?" M: "It means 'halfway happy.'" N: "No! It means 'crying!'" N: "..."